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Pennsylvania Poliwhop

(v.) Commonly referred to as a PAPW, it is the act of ejaculating on a cloth and delivering a blow with said cloth to the cranial region of the victim.
Murk: “Yo Chard do you still got your 2008 Phillies World Series rally towel?”

Chard: “No I Pennsylvania Poliwhopped Brett Craskey with it at Aron!”
by Lunch_Table June 7, 2018
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Troy Pennsylvania

Troy, a land that one might infer is only filled with hicks, red necks, big ol lip packers, dippers and yee yees. While such specimens are common, there are fair and decent folk in the town of Troy. Nobody really likes it here, but it's home for now, and it makes do for what it is. Residents are passionate about their high-school sports, and all of the coaches take the game way too seriously, like...way too seriously. Teachers are frequently fired, the school board is more corrupt than Hillary Clinton, and school fights last a maximum of three seconds before both combatants are curled up on the ground. While visiting Troy, be sure to check out our state of the art Farm Museum, Vinnie's Pizza, or the annual, one and only Troy fair (A topic for another day.) Just be careful on the roads, camouflage is everywhere. HOME OF THE TROJANS
He could be cool, he could be weird, he's from Troy Pennsylvania so there's no telling.
by TheCoolBeans September 13, 2017
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Peenty

Dang that is some good peenty!

Omfg ur so peenty homie!
by Foxino teh DESTROYER! February 7, 2010
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Pennsylvania poke-me

A children's dance inspired the by various evasive physical movements performed by 100's of kids as they desperately attempt to avoid penetration by trusted family clergy.
Holy shit, will you just look at that!!!
Timmy just stuck a frying pan down the back of his pants!!
That's the best Pennsylvania poke-me move I've seen yet!!
by YAWA August 18, 2018
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pennsylvania

like most states, pennsylvania has two large cities and the rest is dotted with small hick towns.

the four seasons in pennsylvania are:

1. almost winter
2. winter
3. still winter
4. construction
where else but pennsylvania can you freeze to death in the winter and die of heat stroke in the summer?
by bumbleclot July 19, 2006
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Rome, Pennsylvannia

A stupid town in Bradford county Pennsylvania where everybody is on welfare and bath salts.
by BobSaget42069 August 26, 2011
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Pennsyltucky

Rural parts of Pennsylvania with large concentrations of country folk, noted for interest in Hunting, Country Music, NASCAR, trailer life, Wal-Mart and working at the plant. Often spotted wearing camouflage with full grown beards or unkept caveman appearance driving pickup trucks with gun racks. Note: PA has the largest Rural population of any state, not everyone who lives or is from these regions is a red neck, hick or country bumpkin and most who don't dislike the reference "Pennsyltuckey" and find it insulting.
The Film "Deliverance" well not that extreme all the time in Pennsyltucky
by Brian Lauskies September 26, 2006
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