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peener

that midget has a peener
by peenerpeener123 May 9, 2023
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Peener

"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS?"

"Penis peener PENIS??"

"Penis."

"Penis."
by ScottWozniak January 12, 2024
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peener

This is a word that combines the two words wiener and penis to make an amazing multi-functional word that can be used in any situation.
There is also a peener snipper who goes around and cuts peeners off.(like neutering)
I'm going to touch your peener.
The peener snipper is going to get you.
by ThePeenerSnipper September 7, 2025
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peener and veggies

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015
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peener bumps

An accumulation of small white bumps on a human penis, or in this sense a peener.
"Hey, you guys ever get those white bumps on your dick?"
"No! Peener bumps!"
by trouble cock April 9, 2009
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Peener Colada

When a woman is fucked in a rotational like fashion that mashes all the shit in her ass to liquid. After intercourse the recipient of the Pener Colada will rush to the bathroom and spill out their previous meal into the bowl and a show of passion.
Babe, that Peener Colada you gave me last night feels like it shaved off three pounds
by Abortion Factory October 13, 2018
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peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair
When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.
by Mike December 26, 2004
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