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Pelham NH

Pelham is a ridiculously small town in Suburbia, Southern NH. Its near Windham, Dracut MA, Tyngsboro MA, Salem, Hudson, and Nashua. People in Pelham talk about Lowell as if it were the Compton. I find this very sad. There are no gangs in Pelham. Our school system is falling apart and the high school is losing accreditation. The only places to go are the malls in Salem/Nashua, or Chunkys, so there is nothing to do, so mostly everyone does drugs: typically pot, but recently, oxy has been catching on. There are no gangs in Pelham. Everyone hates everyone else here. Mostly because everyone sucks so badly. There are no gangs in Pelham.
There are no gangs in Pelham NH.
by lloyd- April 4, 2009
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Perham Boys Basketball Team

A bunch of butt hurts who think they are the fucking Gods of basketball. 100% of their players think they can go D1. They can't. This isn't the NBA. Stop with the shooting sleeves and cocky attitudes. They walk around with the "My dick is bigger than yours" persona... Oh the irony..
Excuse me, I play for the Perham Boys Basketball Team. You don't happen to have a tampon I can borrow, do you?
by WadenaGuy10 December 9, 2012
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Pelham Memorial School

Pelham Memorial school is some school located somewhere IN PELHAM NEWHAMPSHIRE *cough cough* that is full of gay and ugly people. The teachers are another thing there always being ass’s about how we can’t go to the bathroom and we have to drop our phones in a stupid bin if they even lets us because according to them “oh yeah that’s how people start school shootings blablabalahabalahabalhavgjwdowodbdks” Don’t even get started on the gum like when they see someone with gum they think is a fucking bomb that’s gonna blow some shit up lik wtf m8.
by tHei Dick-Tionary March 19, 2019
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pelham middle school

A pretty Neat-o place in Pelham, NY. Bullying rarely happens, which is nice. Though look out for those white kids who will pull out their phone when there is a substitute or whenever they wanna take a quick snap. Other than that I'd give it a 8/10 would edumacate here again.
Anyone on the internet: I don't wanna go to school, I'm gonna get harassed today ;-;
Me, a smart boi: This is why you go to pelham middle school, STUPID. No I don't wanna be on your snapchat story, Angus
by Jean Marco April 5, 2019
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Pelham High School

Pelham High School is a public school located in Shelby County. The students range from the typical high school frat kid or "bro", to drug addicts, to elitist 17 year olds who think they know everything there is to know about politics, religion, and life in general. Pelham High School is not unlike many of the neighboring cities schools if you look past the much lower grade curve, the non-existant educational budget, and the lack of hygiene.

All in all, Pelham High School is a bit below average when it comes to public schools. There are a select few who realize, however that Pelham is JUST a high school. It's not a life sentence, it's simply 4 years of high school education in a slightly below average environment. Only a shrinking minority of students seem to understand this. The students who do nothing but strive to impress others by drinking, doing drugs, and acting like belligerent bigots are only deluding themselves.
Phone conversation:

Pelham Student 1: "Hey man, do you want to go better ourselves as people? We could paint a picture, play an instrument, go on a hike, or simply learn something new about the world."

Pelham Student 2: "I can't hear you over all the drugs, alcohol, and slutbags I'm doing."

Pelham High School
by MrGisanOG January 8, 2012
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Pelham NH

Small suburban town on the NH/MA line . It is known as one of the biggest drug towns in the Lowell Area . It is within 5 miles of some of the Largest Citys in New England , Lowell Ma , Lawrence Ma, Nashua NH, Methuen MA. Gang members are mostly kids who have moved here from the city . As there a growing amount of people moving to Pelham from Lowell . Gangs present in Pelham are the Tiny Raskal Gang (TRG) Asian Boiz (ABZ)and of course the wanna be gang M-80's . Pelhams Education has gone down the drain. The school board in Pelham has fucked the over Pelham schools so bad that the High school in Pelham , Pelham High School will be loosing its accreditation. Pelham is a town of 13,000 and is increasing as people move into the suburbs . Pelham is a middle class town Unlike Windham to the north of Pelham. Pelham kids will often be smoking pot in the woods or getting into fights by the skate park . The only private school in Pelham is a joke it wont take any public school kids because of the problems theyve caused. Pelham NH i warn you do not move here
by PelhamBOi March 31, 2009
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