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Virtual Peeality

-When you are using virtual reality goggles/headset, and you ferociously piss yourself.
"Mommy, I had a virtual Peeality accident."
"God Damnit child!"
by Dalbert144 April 10, 2017
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PEBCAK

What the actual issue is on 90 percent of all calls to technical support/I.T. help desks, it is an acronym meaning "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard."

The use of this term became common when tech support people began to have a need to vent frustration on arrogant callers who had, in fact, themselves caused the problem, yet continued to insist it was the computer's fault, or the techie's fault.

So you would explain to the user that it was a PEBCAK error, and then walk them through how to fix it.
John (technical support person, just leaving work, holding his head in his hands)...

James (technical support person just coming on shift, passes John on his way out)

James: "Rough day today, John?"

John: "Yeah, 99 percent of my calls today were PEBCAKs...do they make Excedrin in one-pound tablets? I have a headache the size of Texas!"
by Kalisiin January 19, 2011
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Peccary

A small pig inhabiting the area between North America and South America with a particularly intuitive concept of calendar years
lets eats the shit out a some o that Peccary meats, yuns!!!
by Jason January 8, 2004
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peecrastination

When you have to pee, but you keep putting it off.
Peecrastination leads to that "Ahhh-why-did-I-wait-so-long feeling when you finally go.
by lovecandycane February 4, 2010
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Peecrastinate

What one does when they are in the movies and need to use the bathroom but don't want to miss a good part of the movie.
Mike: Jeez man, I don't think I can make it to the bathroom. I peecrastinated during the entire movie.
by SydneyZane June 20, 2011
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pecan monkey

a derogatory way to describe a person of african decent that harvest pecans by swinging on the tree tops snatching the hard to reach nuts
man you can tell your in georgia with with all these pecan monkies wondering around.

"it must not be cotton season because i havent seen a pecan monkey on the ground yet!"

some times the pecon farmers sit out by schools just to see all the juvenille pecan monkies on the monky bars.
by billyjoe ishkBOB April 14, 2008
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