Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.

Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.

by JesterHat August 30, 2009

Ped

Another name for Moped, a type of Motorcycle that only often goes up to 180cc.

"Blud, we just jacked this ped!"

by Jason May 23, 2003

Ped

Ped is the combination of colours pink and red.

Pink+Red=Ped

Person: Is that pink hair?

Another Person: No it must be red!

You: No, it's Ped.

by Baka0509 November 24, 2016

peds

short for mopeds. this is how most roadmen travel otherwise with bikes

Man ride on peds and dip dem yutes

by chicken connoisseur2 December 28, 2017

PED

the coolest method of transport

my ped is fat

by matty November 20, 2003

peds

Pedestrians who are in your way

Fuckin slow ass peds in the crosswalk

by yan lh October 5, 2006

Ped

a townies means of transport

hairdryer on wheels

by Toby May 28, 2003