PED 

P.E.D.
Penile Erectile Disorder.

A dysfunction that hinders the rise of the penis.

The secondary conflict in the novel, The Sun Also Rises.

Hemingway had to give his girl to a matador because he suffered from PED.

PED by Nco November 15, 2003

Ped 

Ped is always a very very very coool person. They like to eat junk food and are very lazy. Always bitchin' and gossiping.
Yeah just a general bitch

Person1:Don't you just HATE Sarah?
Person2: No i don't ya fuckin ped.

Ped by PedJaaa! November 29, 2007

Ped 

One bereft of Pimpmobile, and easily run over by such. 20 points!
See pedestrian.

Step outside and meet Jesus, ped.

Ped by UnderToad March 20, 2003

ped 

A pedophile; child molester.

Who let that ped into the gym? Quick, call the cops and get that fuck arrested!

ped by pentozali March 23, 2013

ped 

1. some teacher (usually in gym class) that hits on girls in his class and is a tool to the guys; ped being short for pedaphile, as the teacher obviosuly cannot get wtih people his age so he prays on young girls in gym clothes. most schools have one

2. a guy that macs on girls wayyy younger than him before the age of 21

"yo that new gym teacher is such a ped, he gave like half the bids nicknames"

"did u see that ped checking out the girls in the other gym class"

"yo did u hear that senior matt went out with that frosh bid? yo wat a ped"

"yo that counselor whose a junior was maccing on those 4th grade bids before wat a ped"

ped by the big lemon July 5, 2009

Ped 

A catchy slang abbreviation for the word pedophile

Dude... you're a ped!!!

Ped by Mysticnova May 27, 2015

Ped 

Synonym for feces, more accurately "shit"

I just stepped in dog ped!

This situation is completely ped

Stop being ped

Ped by Pedinthebed2 January 2, 2021