Peasle

A sad or unfortunate creature with pathetic attributes. Usually useless or near-useless. Small either physically or metaphorically, deserving of harsh ridicule, and often quite disgusting and vile. Typically amusing to look at due to its measly nature.

Look at that little Peasle.
This is my stupid fucking cat Lewis. He is a Peasle.

by Truffle Hog67 April 12, 2022

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Pasley

the act of beating ones significant other or spouse profusely.

John just pasleyed that poor woman with large piece of French bread.

by Pman21 June 2, 2012

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Peaslee

A fat, hairy, gnome-like old person who typically urinates themselves hence the name "Peas"lee. They tend to have characteristics of the Yeti. Likes to call young boys Donna when they don’t have its hear-aids in. They also tend to roll their car 5 times when falling asleep while driving. You know when they are approaching by the "Darth Vader" sound they make when they breathe.

Why are you being such a Peaslee?

by Robert Paul Bonham June 5, 2009

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Pasley Red

Biological: The shade a person who was once pasley white turns when he/she spends too much time in the out of doors.

Artistic: More vibrant red than what is commonly accepted as fire truck red.

Biological:
Man 1: Fall asleep in the pool?
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: You are looking a bit Pasley Red.
Man 2: Piss.

Artistic:
Critic: Oh I just love how your Pasley White rose sits in a field of Pasley Red.

Artist: Why thank you, i just thought that it would....
Critic: Quiet!
Artist: Yes Ma'am.

by His Exelency H.R.E. July 12, 2009

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