Mr Peak Day

September 15th is Mr Peak Day.

On this day you most devote your life and pray to Mr Peak all day no corners cut , Or there will be consequences.

Why are you crying ?
I forgot it’s Mr Peak day so he killed my family.

by SwirlingNewt July 16, 2023

quit at the peak

A verb often reffering to an instance in time when a person, or persons completely drops their career at its height. This is thought of as a power move to solidify one’s impression in the minds of the latter, or to proclaim alpha status.

Person 1: Why did you stop making music when you finally hit the top 10?
Person 2: I quit at the peak, I am the alpha swine.

by Rageinator October 26, 2019

Peaked

To be your best self; the time in your life when you are at your best, most successful, funniest, coolest, most popular

That bitch peaked in high school. Now it's all down hill.

by Vader42 May 26, 2015

Peaking In High School

A person who obtains the following traits:
1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.

2. Their social media pictures are still of them playing high school sports.

3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.

4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.

5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of embarrassment.

6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.

“Chad is such a loser now. We call that peaking in high school kids. Don’t be Chad.”

by Roastmaster996 November 25, 2017

Pank

While “panking” describes cumming while masterbating, you can also call someone a “pank” in place of a bitch or a cunt.

“Yea bro this kids such a pank” “fuck you, you pank”

by SexyA$$bruh November 25, 2020

peakjuggler

me, bitch.

"hey thats peakjuggler"
"isnt that the dipshit who programs? get him!"

by peakjuggler February 10, 2021

peak fiction

an absolute work of art truly worth being called a “masterpiece.”

“Ayo have you seen Vinland Saga? That shit is peak fiction.”

by fwkoto January 14, 2022