by not the pooman August 4, 2003
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the act of sitting or squating on a chunk of mud, where as when the person stands there is a spot of mud on their ass. preferable the ass hole location
the act of sitting or squating on a chunk of mud, where as when the person stands there is a spot of mud on their ass. preferable the ass hole location
nouryana is a poomar
by aaron D123 April 23, 2008
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Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass
(see also: pudouma)
To support one's arguments with arbitrary numbers that may or may not seem plausible.
Professionals (i.e. people who get paid for making PNOOMA-statements) prefer to use terms akin to "Qualified Estimate" or "Economic Calculus/Forecast" instead.
Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass
(see also: pudouma)
To support one's arguments with arbitrary numbers that may or may not seem plausible.
Professionals (i.e. people who get paid for making PNOOMA-statements) prefer to use terms akin to "Qualified Estimate" or "Economic Calculus/Forecast" instead.
"This is completely PNOOMA, but about five million people in China miss both their front teeth."
A:"<statement involving statistics>"
B:"I don't believe this. It seems like PNOOMA to me."
A:"<statement involving statistics>"
B:"I don't believe this. It seems like PNOOMA to me."
by evilcandybag May 4, 2009
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Person 1: My laptop smells funky
Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop
Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?
Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?
Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop
Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?
Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?
by Nutata February 22, 2011
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whats POOMA?
Pee out of my ass
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dude i just took the roughest POOMA
whats POOMA?
Pee out of my ass
by BabySleeper August 5, 2006
Get the pooma mug.a trendy urban male with an affection for alcohol and partying. Not to be mistaken with an inner city college student. a Poomaloof can often be found in smoke friendly sports bars, eateries with good drink specials and or massage parlors. A Poomaloof will often claim to be quite knowledgeable in various fields of study however one quickly sees through the facade.
While out drinking last night, I ran into a Poomaloof in a bar and quickly found myself in a heated debate, concerning whoopie goldberg and her 'open relationships'.
by ricky fawn January 13, 2011
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"Immigrants have completely ruined our country! US or Canada".
"Immigrants have completely ruined our country! US or Canada".
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