A Jewish Paycheck

A large amount of money payed for in coins, usually in quarters, but doesn't exclude to pennies, nickles, and dimes.

Person 1: Dude, my boss left out $10 bucks from paycheck this week. When I told him, he told me it was a mistake and, instead of writing out another check for $10 bucks, he just gave it to me in real money. Yeah, all in coins.

Person 2: That explains that jingling i was hearing, your boss gave you a Jewish Paycheck

by MetalheadJoe666 June 29, 2010

Rub Your Paycheck Where It Hurts

Response given to someone who is annoyed at all the extra time they've been putting in at work even though they are being compensated for it.

Rob was whining about putting in a 60 hour work week so I told him to "rub your paycheck where it hurts"

by Calihog July 27, 2009

Paycheck

A check that you get at the end of working 300 hours at a dead-end job only to come home to your inflatable Antonio Banderas love doll.

Hey Antonio! I got my paycheck today, so we can finally get that thong you've been wanting!

by MrRadman11 July 12, 2005

Paychecked

Inspired by the Johnny Paycheck song "Take This Job And Shove It", where a disgruntled employee tells their boos off when they quit/were fired from their job. Can be applied to any situation where a person quits/is fired from a team or a job.

Person 1: Did you hear that Sharon quit the girls field hockey team?

Person 2: No. What happened?

Person 1: Don't know, but she Paychecked Coach Lattner on her way off the field.

by Pork Sword 238 August 5, 2010

Rednecks with paychecks

Rednecks who actually have a viable source of income. They do not live in trailer parks, but you might find them in small country towns in all 50 states. They could be farmers, Lawndogs etc.

Look at them Robertsons on their riding lawn mowers. I heard they are rednecks with paychecks.

by watermelawn March 13, 2017

whole paycheck

A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.

i'm headed to Whole Paycheck to pick up a dozen organic, cage-free, range-free, vegetarian-fed eggs and some sustainably farmed, sprouted quinoa; good thing i just completed that second mortgage.

by Lfrey May 6, 2006

paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.

My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011