Whole Paycheck

Simply another name for the super market Whole Foods. This play on words makes light of the very high prices of their inventory.

After shopping at Whole Foods, looking at his receipt Joe realized that his whole pay check was now gone. "Whole Foods?!! More like Whole Paycheck you skinny mother fuckers!!!" It was items like the 15 dollar maple syrup that drove the bill up.

by sourdeez May 26, 2009

Whole Paycheck

Just another way of saying "Whole Foods"

Have you tried the new flavored cottage cheese cups? You can find them at Whole Paycheck.

or

"Whole Paycheck" has the greatest selection of gluten-free products!

by Jeffrey Jacobs January 28, 2009

A Jewish Paycheck

A large amount of money payed for in coins, usually in quarters, but doesn't exclude to pennies, nickles, and dimes.

Person 1: Dude, my boss left out $10 bucks from paycheck this week. When I told him, he told me it was a mistake and, instead of writing out another check for $10 bucks, he just gave it to me in real money. Yeah, all in coins.

Person 2: That explains that jingling i was hearing, your boss gave you a Jewish Paycheck

by MetalheadJoe666 June 27, 2010

paycheck

The ejaculate of a male

Man, I was banging this nasty bitch and gave her my paycheck on her tits!

by Werdup February 24, 2005

Rednecks with paychecks

Rednecks who actually have a viable source of income. They do not live in trailer parks, but you might find them in small country towns in all 50 states. They could be farmers, Lawndogs etc.

Look at them Robertsons on their riding lawn mowers. I heard they are rednecks with paychecks.

by watermelawn March 14, 2017

whole paycheck

A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.

i'm headed to Whole Paycheck to pick up a dozen organic, cage-free, range-free, vegetarian-fed eggs and some sustainably farmed, sprouted quinoa; good thing i just completed that second mortgage.

by Lfrey April 26, 2006

paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.

My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.

by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011