Pawning

It is the combination of Penis and Awning. It is the male equivalent of the FUPA, 'Gunt', or Vagomach.

Man, check out the overhang on that guy's speedo. He has a full-blown pawning over his junk.

by DaJayTrain March 8, 2011

Palingate

1. Private and/or political scandal of Sarah Palin
2. Name of Palin-watchdog blog

Troopergate-Palingate
Babygate-Palingate
Dairygate-Palingate
Abortiongate-Palingate
Housegate-Palingate
Property Taxgate-Palingate

by Michael999666 June 7, 2010

Pawing

Making hands into a fist and rubbing them against another person in a cat-like manner. The act is usually done for attention or to annoy.

Stop pawing me, I'll play cards with you in a minute, neck off necker

by VictorianMan2 September 13, 2009

Palingrad

Palingrad, AK, formaly known as Wasilla before its name change in 2022 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the landslide victory of President Sarah Palin in the 2012 presidential elections is the state capital of Alaska and was the location of one of the decisive battles of World War 3.

The battle of Palingrad in 2042/2043 lead to the incirclement and eventual destruction of the entire German 6th Army and is considered to be the turning point of the war by most historians. Palingrad was awarded the title of Hero City in 2045 by Comrade Palin herself.

Yeah the Battle of Cheneygrad in 2041 was a tough one but we really fucked the germans the following year at Palingrad.

by bitchmasterb November 5, 2010

Pauling

Not responding to an email or following up with projects in a timely manner.

"I sent him that email last week. I can't believe he's Pauling me again."

by jokesies May 30, 2019

Miss Pauling

The purple clad assistant working under the supervision of The Administrator (TF2). She is over-worked, only being given one day of a year, and is a popular subject to The Scout's flirtation.

Saxton Hale refers to her as "Helen's Bidwell", referencing his own assistant and the P.R. manager of Mann Co.

"Right, um. We've actually met. Every week for... for the last year. My name's Miss Pauling? I- Nevermind."

~Miss Pauling to Saxton Hale, "The Contact" TF2 comic

"I did write down a last wish. I would like to get a date with... Miss Pauling."

~Scout to Spy, "Expiration Date"

by peachmagpie April 19, 2017

pauling

to totally ignore when spoken to

"Today he was pauling me. He wouldn't answer my question."

by Hayoun Kim November 7, 2008