Paper-shuffling

Paper-shuffling is a prevalent practice in the bureaucratic systems. It refers to the time-consuming circulation of papers and documents in an office without contributing much to the system itself.

“People could work in parks, in maintenance, the many paper-shuffling jobs there are in government." (The Washington Post)

by Vahid_niamadpour May 6, 2012

paper snatching

The act of stealing another's roll of toilet paper and then putting it in your own restroom.

"Mary and I went to the public restrooms at the park and did some proper paper snatching because we ran out. "

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

Paper Straw

When something has become so progressive it ceases to function.

The act of progressivising something to the point it no longer functions as intended, or backfires.

"Bro that's my third straw this meal, they just keep collapsing"
"Well that's a paper straw for you"

"Bro I can't believe Steven Crowder is a peer reviewed fat studies expert"
"Yeah they really paper-strawed themselves on that one"

by JuliusRodgers1689 March 26, 2022

paper stack

Greens , Benjamins , Paper... $$$$
Paper stack - a stack of money
paper stacking - Making lots of cash

Sitting back, watching this paper stack.

by __________________________BITCH__________ June 19, 2003

rock paper scissors extreme

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D

Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

by Jay Clarkson July 4, 2005

paper scissors rocked

owned, i.e. embarrassingly defeated

Man, I totally paper scissors rocked you at Guitar Hero last night!

by Matthew and Adam January 9, 2008

paper-saviour

When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.

"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."

by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006