A patsy is a total wanker who has the ability to totally piss off anyone without effort. even when they are not present the thought of a patsy irritates you immensly. A patsy may also have a tiny penis!
Even though that patsy isnt here i really wanna punch him in his tiny penis!
A Patsy is a very old woman who likes plants, gardening, deaf and likes bringing little children into her house and raping them. She often blames the wrong people (mostly Asians) and a Patsy is normally white. She loves taking other peoples football and keeping it while she grows plants in it.
Usually a women thats very sweet and kind, and can be very shy at certain times. Also a girl that can break hearts, Patsy is a known name for a cheater, but as soon as you look into her eyes all you wanna do is forgive her. Shes a beautiful and usually a blonde or dirty blonde. Any girl is lucky to be with Patsy because they''ll be together for a long time, and Patsy will make it all worth it.