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A Patsy is a very old woman who likes plants, gardening, deaf and likes bringing little children into her house and raping them. She often blames the wrong people (mostly Asians) and a Patsy is normally white. She loves taking other peoples football and keeping it while she grows plants in it.
Oh crap, IT'S PATSY, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
by PATSYTHEPEDOPHILE September 1, 2017
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