Alexander Pato

Alexandre Rodrigues da Silva Is Alexander Pato's Real Name He Was Born On September 2nd, 1989 (Age 21). Currently He Is A Striker For A.C Milan And Wears Number Seven On His Shirt. He Was Born In Pato, Branco, Paraná, Brazil. He Got The Name Pato From Wear He Was Born Pato, Branco, Paraná, Brazil, Alexander Pato? He Also Has 70 Goals To His Name as Last Updated

David- "Did You See Alexander Pato Score Today"?
John- "No Man But I Am Going Watch The Highlights".
David- "Cool".
John- "Damn He Is Only 21"!
David " Thats Fucking Awesome"!

by A.C MILAN FAN 39 June 3, 2011

Miguel Pato

Miguel pato is a guy who is very stupid ass i hate him but he a nice guy in the end, he has no female companions but he still happy and positive, we all need one miguel in our lifes cus he goood with the gawk gawk and has a goood energy

João: Miguel pato e bom rapaz

by pilagorda December 29, 2022

yonkey patoed

when you are a sick fuck, you shove your fingers in your boyfriends ass and what the hell? he likes it!

yeha i yonkey patoed sean last night, i swear my fingers are gonna swell soon!

by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

El Pato Sanchez

The Beefiest, manliest spaniard alive

you can never hope to be as manly as him, he will snap you in half without even lifting a finger

legends say he once did it with 47 women at once
they all died of exhaustion

it's el pato sanchez
we're fucked
OW MY SPINE

by rubberduckyyyyyyyyyy March 4, 2011

Patos

Means Kolos

What patos is that

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Pato

Pato is a Mexican homosexual who is otherwise referred to as a pillow princess.

1:Hey did you see Pato the other day.
2:Yeah, that dudes a pillow princess.

by Hot Ginger January 10, 2022

Pato

In Colombian slang, specifically Medellin, or around Medellin (The paisa zone) being a pato is a slang used among young people.

If you do something really stupid or if you approach a problem with an unpractical and/or stupid or funny solution you are a pato.
It can also mean "chichipato", which in this case would mean being someone cheap.

-Parce, por que le pego a su hermanito? // Bro, why did you beat your brother's ass?
-Porque no me quiso hacer un favor a la tienda // Because I ask him to bring me something from the grocery store and he denied.
- JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJA, PARCE, USTED ES MUY PATO! // HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH BRO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

-Cucho, que le dio a su novia en sanvalentin? // Dude, what gift did you get to your GF in Valentines'.
- Un BonBonBun (Look it up), // A Lolly Pop (Kind of)
-Pana, de buenas que usted es muy pato/chichipato // Mate, no joke, you're really cheap

by Salvares April 4, 2021