Patching

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

pashing

pash(v) to kiss passionately

If you guys go on pashing like this I'm going home!! We're supposed to have a great night out TOGETHER but u 2 seem ready to take off any time...

by Salus October 15, 2005

Pumpkin Patching

The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016

Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

Pachingas

Boobs. Milkers. Big bouncing balloons. Jugs. Slang referring to the female breasts. Also sometimes pronounced as “Bachingas”

“Woah, did you see that girl’s big ole bodon honkeroos?”

“Yeah. Those were some really nice pachingas.”

by TastyCereal December 24, 2021

Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

ass patting

The act of re-assuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic.

Example 1:

Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.

Example 2:

Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!

by nypaliguy January 21, 2010