Sweaty Patrice

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.

"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."

by GvsuMRB May 30, 2013

wet patrice

similar to a wet willy; however the target is a nostril rather than an ear

April: Dammit - some random just gave me a wet patrice... AGAIN!!!
Billy: Man long pause ...that sucks.

by B&SfromSB February 23, 2013

Patrice

The type of girl you meet in tinder and become friends for life.

I don't think I'll ever find myself a Patrice, I'm deleting this app.

by Brfynn November 23, 2016

patrice parslidis

a short dysfunctional human being that inst loved by anyone and has the luck of being shit on by birds.

"oh look this cow is a patrice parslidis"

by jaafr June 21, 2016

Patrice

Someone who is really nice, but you still hate them.

GOD DAMNIT PATRICE NOBODY ASKED YOU

by thelemonwarrior May 4, 2016

Patrice

To poke your index finger into a persons anus in a surprising fashion. Usually in public in order to stun them

See that girl bending over? Shall I patrice the hell outta her?

by skirts July 13, 2014

Patrice

verb:
mean to wave your cock around in front of a group of young girls.

"damn girl, you ain't goin to patrice right there them hoes!"

by pediatrition October 26, 2008