Passoid

A trans woman who passes and particularly one who is in denial of it.

Luci you're such a passoid shutup

by EuphoriTori December 9, 2021

friend zone passport

The only successful way to get out of the friend zone. This passport is an invitation extended by a female to a male friend she's attracted to letting him know it's okay to cross the "line" (of friendship). She will somehow set the guy up to make the "first move" usually by heavy and often obvious flirting she may downplay if caught in public. Seldom will she be straightforward about her feelings but will drop enough clues for a guy to trip over. This passport is normally available for a limited time only. The longer the friendship lasts, the less likely a friend zone passport will be granted. Note that these passports must be granted, not applied for. If a guy puts in an "application" for a friend zone passport it's almost always denied and leads to a deportation to the estranged zone- a place worse than the friend zone, worse than being a complete stranger.

When are you going to finally ask Monica out?

Who knows? I'm still waiting for her to give me a friend zone passport. I'm such a "nice guy" and "good friend" and you know how that goes.

Wow! I hear jerks don't have to wait long for one.

by Doublestuff December 9, 2008

Council House Passport

The delightful act of having a kid with the single purpose of getting a nice new council pad.

"glen and his lass are sorted now they have a Council House Passport on the way..."

by betamax February 16, 2006

Passport Stamp

A personal trophy for having sex with a foreigner

"I went to Canada to get my Passport Stamped"

by whatarewordsworth October 20, 2009

passport file

1. a file of private, important personal information on a person, kept by the government, that may be sought by others for use in discrediting you in your run for public office. This file was made famous during the 2008 presidential campaign.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.

1. All three candidates had their passport files breached, presumably for political reasons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.

by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2008

passpat

Passpat means pussy

God your such a passpat

by Erinnmoo April 21, 2021

blue passport

A thing bojo promised he would give us because of brexit. Tricking all of the country's old women and boomers to vote for brexit.

"Yes we will bring back the blue passport" bojo
"OMFG" the old women and boomers

by good evening pedophiles January 22, 2021