Parselmouth

Someone who can speak Parseltongue.

Harry Potter is a parselmouth.

by Jadaria November 9, 2010

parley

an enemy conference to resolve differences

Before there's any more misunderstanding, let me arrange a parley.

by Jim King December 17, 2004

Parseltongue

A reference from Harry Potter for having the ability to talk to snakes. This reference is used when someone has mastered the art of not just giving a good blowjob, but giving the best blowjob ever!

Man, Becky legitimately gave the best head ever! I don't know how she made my head spin like that, but damn she must've known parseltongue.

by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018

pursey whipped

A man who is so smitten by his lover that he stands around holding her purse or serves her constantly to the point of embarrassment.

He was just standing there holding her purse smiling like a goon while talking to her in a baby voice, he is so pursey whipped!

by mellowknife April 1, 2010

parley

A pirate term used in self defence when you don't want to be harmed before you're given a chance to talk to the captain.

Jack Sparrow : Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, par...snip, parsley, parno, parley. Parley, that's the one. Parley. Parley!
Pintel : Down to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow : That would be the French.

by Tiffy and Lindsay August 21, 2004

parsley

An individual who adds to the overall appearance or dynamics of a group but has no interesting qualities on their own. Similar to the herb parsley, which is used in many dishes as a garnish; these individuals "garnish" a group interaction (oftentimes in a party or entourage) but have no flavor or personality by themselves.

L: Why would you invite Luis to the party? He's so boring!
D: Yeah, but the guest list is too exciting. We need to throw some parsley in there.

by bampowthoom May 19, 2007

parsec

A place of employment commonly called a railyard that more perfectly resembles a zoo or penitentiary.

A term used to describe the blackness of everyday disasters.

Joe-"did you see that caprice plow into the KFC?"
Mike-"yeah he was wearing a parsec vest when he stumbled out and dropped his 40 oz."

by zoopatrol January 12, 2012