Parp

When you fart and it makes a loud noise

Person 1: Im'ma need a parp!!
Person 2: NOEZ DONT PARP!!11! D:
Person 1: -Parp- lol i parped
Person 2: OMFGZ HE PARPED GET TEH XMAS IN CANZ!!
Person 1: lol i parped xd

by LeeHam September 30, 2007

parping

Pooping really hard

hey, do you have that pic of 6ix9ine parping?

by smokinant January 07, 2022

Parp

To profusely discharge diarrhea as a result of consuming an edible good.

After I eat some taco bell I have to parp.

by HockeyTemper August 17, 2010

parped

To improve ones position on the league table of folding/ crunching past that of another persons. Commonly referred to as parping or stomping in folding but generally known as "getting ahead" or "beating".
re: Folding@HOME or SETI@HOME.
see also: borged, borging

I parped you so bad hahaha you'll never catch up with me i'm borging the whole office!

by Saberu April 12, 2006

Parp

1: A word that must always proceed a random act as according to the rules of parp see also Parp-Bot
2: A word used to describe what happened

1: Prep1: blah blah blah blah
Person2: Parp *kicks prep1 so hard that they fly away*

2: Person2: then they blahed somemore...
Person3: Yes?
Person2: Parp

by g28401 August 21, 2005

parp parp bitch

ultimate response to any question (similar to "your mum")
should then be followed by the phrase "what chu talking bout willis?"

Bob: "Can i have a piece of toast?"
Frank: "Parp parp bitch!"
Bob: "What chu talking bout willis?"

by AlexMims September 22, 2007

Parp

The act of purposefully sabotaging someone in an online game for no particular reason, specifically in non-competitive games where the goal is not to eliminate opponents.

"Oh man, I was doing so good but then this guy came out of nowhere and parped me, now I lost!"

by Spacklehoffer™ December 28, 2020