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sex panther

A cologne from the movie Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy. It's made by Odeon, illegal in nine countries, and made with bits of real panther. Used by Brian Fantana to seduce Veronica Conrningstone.
Sex Panther smells like big-foot's dick.
by Quel-droma August 22, 2005
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parente

An ELA teacher with a great sense of humor and bad jokes. Light brown hair, 2 ft tall, and teaches 6th and 8th graders. Likes to play skribbl.io and is overall a great guy.
Wow, did u see the new guy. He's such a parente.
by agsjfevhjbkja December 7, 2018
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Golden Panthers

Golden Panthers is the mascot of Florida International University (FIU) in Miami, Florida. Their colors are blue and gold and play at many on-campus venues such as, FIU Stadium for the football team, Pharmed Arena for the basketball team, and University Park Stadium for the baseball team, among many other athletic facilities.
Everyone knows that the FIU Golden Panthers are the best in Florida, that's why everyone always says "Go Panthers!"
by FIUpanther February 29, 2008
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financial panther

n. Term coined by Homer Simpson; refers to a large jungle cat that can be trained to maul a person's creditors and bill-collectors if that person is short on money.
Leslie Nagle: Mr Simpson, you don't know how to handle your money; what you need is a financial planner.

Homer Simpson: Financial Panther, eh? (cut to Homer fantasizing about a panther pouncing on a bank teller who is telling Homer his account is overdrawn)
by Skip O'Potamus March 31, 2008
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cock-panther

hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.
..."She's no cougar, that woman is a full blown cock-panther"....
by robby redhead August 27, 2007
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Mr.Parente

An ELA teacher with dark brownish hair. Looks tall when ur in 6th grade, but is actually average height. Likes to collect books, a HUGE fan of O.Henry and Mark Twain. uses high order vocabulary words in conversations. Likes to play scategories and geotastic. Overall a great teacher. Lowkey is Jake Peralta’s older brother
Student:Hey have you met mr.parente?
Student 2: yeah! He’s awesome
by ghccgh sthmjdy)-*h,st October 18, 2021
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Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.
Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."
by GregOwens May 5, 2013
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