Parsex

parsex - not sex

ewwww who tf is parsex, he's a not sex person

by gdfgfdcvc June 24, 2021

para-sex

sexual activity parallel to but separate from the norm-
e.g homosexual sex which can not produce offspring,which
may simulate normal sexual intercourse, but is not the real thing.

Those guys are engaging in para-sex and are trying to make believe it's the real thing, but where did that baby come from ? how dey do dat ?

by para-den March 15, 2011

pharasexual

A person who has an uncanny sexual attraction towards homeless people, colloquially called pharas in South Africa.

Phaphs unknowingly revealed that she's a pharasexual when she told Elon that she'd sleep with a phara.

by romnewz May 24, 2023

parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.

I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

parasecrets

a livejournal community that makes secrets about the band Paramore.
they update every sunday and most of the secrets are about bitching on singer hayley williams and other communitymembers.
still a lot of people visit the community because it's addicting, and they feel like a real paramore fan (parawhore).

1; "ey dude, have you read the new secrets at parasecrets this week?
2; "yeah, awful as always."

by ihaveaparacrush October 25, 2009

parasecretary

A highly overpaid and even more highly underqualified legal assistant

That parasecretary of his really needs to get her roots done.

by I'msodone.com November 3, 2008

paralexicon

Another word for "thesaurus".

I couldn't think of another word for "thesaurus", so I had to look one up in my paralexicon.

by JAQrabbit January 18, 2020