Paramuting

while feeling paranoid, pressing pause on your mp3 player to hear what people around you are talking about, while giving the impression that you are still lisening to music.

(While wearing headphones)

jack: dude i can hear what your talking about
jill:chilaxe man and stop paramuting

by rolph March 16, 2009

paramour

secret lover

he has a paramour and shes ruining our relationship!

"I shall return when the day is gone",said the knight to his paramour.

by 54ku124 January 1, 2009

Paramorettes Syndrome

a severe illogical, seldomly involuntary, vocalization disorder caused by the auditory sensation of any female-fronted rock band that individuals tend to believe sound like, mimic, or attempt to recreate, and/or reproduce, music in a similar fashion to Paramore; causing the individual to articulately hypothesize, without a carefully considered rational thought, that each band is plagiarizing Paramore.

Did you just say that band sounds like Paramore? I'm getting you checked for Paramorettes Syndrome.

Save your Paramorettes, for someone else because I love my female-fronted bands.

by Panda Cakes December 16, 2010

paramour

an illicit lover of either sex; a side piece

"One who takes the place, without possessing the rights, is a paramour! Now, I don't judge, I'm just saying."

by talk2me-JCH2 June 9, 2022

paramour

an illict lover

tom was jenny's paramour

by jayceh March 28, 2009

Paramonster

A person who has become obsessed with the lyrical and musical creations of the band "Paramore"

My girlfriend has become a "Paramonster" so badly even I know the lyrics.

by Rodimusdawg October 16, 2008

Paramour

The lover of a married noble or person of hierarchy.

Princess Diana was devestated when she found out that Prince Charles was still seeing his long-time paramour,Camilla Bowles.

by Lena62 June 15, 2017