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Parakeet

A really cute little bird often used as a pet. Often confused with the Budgie, Parakeets originate from Australia. In the wild, they usually have yellow and green feathers, to easily blend into the background. They primarily eat seeds, but fruits, vegetables, and other foods should be added for a more diverse diet. They are available in stores for green, blue, white, and some professional breeders have come up with even more colors. Parakeets are quieter than other birds, and are very soft and cute. In most places, they are available for 20 dollars, and will make a great companion for up to 15 years if taken care of properly.
Hawk: Parakeets are also a delicious part of every balanced breakfast.
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by Jelly Snail July 25, 2008
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parakeet

It's like a mini parrot.
Don't step on my parakeet!
by miso December 5, 2003
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Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.
Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."
by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010
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PARAKEET

Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.
John (texting): Hey
Dan (texting): Hey
John: Fucking parakeet
by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019
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Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista

The title of the second volume in Kubo Tite's Bleach manga.
Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista features Kuchiki Rukia on the cover.
by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005
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Parakeep

When you breed parakeets and sell them for profit and the enjoyment of the fellow parakeeper.
Let's get some parakeets. Let's parakeep.
by AngeryHoboWithAStolenPhone October 20, 2018
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piecing the parakeet

to shove a well sized parakeet up your anal hole while eating reeses pieces. this is mostly used during raving time.
i was piecing the parakeet with John last night.
by Kacissa September 26, 2008
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