Papal Pound

What happens to a little boy's bum when you leave him with a Catholic priest.
Oh lord, you left little jack with Father Grabs-a-butt? He is sure to come home sore after the Papal Pound!
by ep PY May 23, 2010
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Papal Pound

The unholy act upon small boys by holy men.
Stick it in the pope. Do the Papal Pound.
by Joseph Ratzinger May 24, 2010
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Papal Pound

verb.,
the act of a Catholic priest raping a child.
The Vatican has covered up Papal Pound rings around the world.

No one has been excommunicated for child rape. But, they have excommunicated people for marrying a Protestant. See, the church does have morals!
by FatherOReiley May 23, 2010
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Papal Dispensation

The ejaculate caught by a condom.

A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.
You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!
by Bishop of Rome June 08, 2010
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papal pound

papal pound(money)

when pope/priest rapes kids and gives them money so they will conceal it and dont tell.

its a nonvoluntary prostitution
that priest gave me $600 so i can buy a gun and kill the priest, at least i will conceal it

papal pound
by njfhfs9 May 28, 2010
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Run a Papal Bull

The painful but justified punishment inflicted upon pedophile Roman Catholic priests by pumped-up, heavily tatted convicts in prison.
As in "Hey, check it...Animal is fixin' to Run a Papal Bull on that newby priest in cell block 4!"
by freethinker72 June 13, 2010
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fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder
by rockape November 01, 2003
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