Paladins

Paladins is a rip-off of overwatch for depressed children who were kicked out of overwatch because they weren't salty enough.

person 1: do you play overwatch
person 2: no but I do play paladins
person 1: get out of my life you unsalty whore

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 5, 2019

Paladins

A poor rip-off of overwatch that is actually really fun to play and it's free...except there's microtransactions when it's still in beta

did u hear about that new game, paladins
ye, but i already have overwatch and they're pretty much the same thing!

by Blyfoot April 9, 2017

paladino

a unruly, runny defecation over which self control is an impossibility - much like the New York gubernatorial run of Carl Paladino in 2010

I ate a bowl of lentils and 25 prunes, I expect I'll have a wicked paladino in the morning!

by Jamie Sarvis October 16, 2010

ret paladins

the weakest form of world of warcraft life possible to play the game, considered weaker than the unfamous claimed "critter" class. often mocked by other players throughout the game.

Twilidragon: im a ret paladin woohoo!!, ret paladins rule =D ima raid in all these flab tastic dungeons!
Kitina: hell nahh keep it ralls up in the game u weak piece of hardened shit.
Lanii: ROFL WHAT A WEAK PALADIN, A RET PALADIN
Twilidragon: =( i suck

by infamous kitina January 13, 2008

paladins champions of the realm

Paladins champions of the realm is a free2play game full of bugs and a rip off of overwatch

A:Ehi why you don't play paladins champions of the realm?
B:Terminus is a character.

by Leus356 October 22, 2019

Paladins

Defenders of the univers, use five giant mechanical lions to form voltron.

"Paladins! You must work together in order to stop zarkon!"

by The paladude June 30, 2018

paladino

one who has pale skin and red hair..about as attractive as a prehistoric dinosaur with the only skill being annoyance.

Origin. Latin: Palio Dinorectus: palio meaning lack of skin pigment; Dinorectus meaning facial features similar to a t-rex asshole

My life was good until i met a Paladino.

by cococurry February 21, 2011