parasocial andy

A fan of an online personality, usually a twitch streamer, who tends to send expensive gifts or large donations to the streamer as a result of an irregular parasocial relationship with the streamer

I can’t believe that guy sent Hasanabi a Gucci wallet in the mail. What a parasocial andy, dude.

by reactlord July 23, 2021

Parasite

One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.

That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.

by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017

parasentience

The capacity to sense beyond what others normally sense.

I saw her parasentience in action as she opted to exit the freeway right before the truck in front of us exploded.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2018

Parasite privilege

Parasite privilege is when elites weaponize identity politics to deflect legitimate criticism or to protect their class privilege.

Sane person: Billionaires are parasites. No single person can create a billion dollars worth of value, their wealth relies on rampant worker exploitation.

Privileged NeoLiberal: What? You’re not allowed to criticize billionaires, that’s anti-Semitic.

Sane person: You’re disingenuously using identity politics to protect the powerful. That's parasite privilege.

by Wealthy Hobo March 8, 2021

panasonic

Japanese Brand with great quality products. They're the wiseman's answer to over priced Sony products.

by Joe the MOFO August 14, 2003

pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.

William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.

by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023

Paraskevidekatriaphobia

Paraskevidekatriaphobia is a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th. When you can pronounce the word, you're cured.
See also: triskaidekaphobia

I can't read, so where does that leave me, eh?

by Paraskevidekatriaphobiack February 13, 2004