palintology

n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse

school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"

by phillydrifter July 7, 2010

palintology

The earth science that regards fossil organisms and related remains as cave art created by the christians who instantaneously appeared on earth 6000 years ago.

The Palintology student unearthed the skeleton of what is accepted by the scientific community to be a T. Rex... exclaiming, boy the early christians were so good with marble and clay, their children must have had some great fireside stories about playing ultimate frisbee with these giant creatures.

by Polar Bear North January 21, 2009

palintology

A mindset which doesn't allow someone to stop saying the same things over and over again shown to be false.

I championed earmark reform also to help Congress stop wasting money on those things that do not serve the public interest. I told Congress, “Thanks, but no thanks for that Bridge to Nowhere in Alaska.” If we wanted that bridge, we’d build it ourselves. -- Sarah Palin, suffering from Palintology in 2008

by Ragle October 26, 2008

paintogenic

Having a very unique and timeless beauty that would make one highly sought after to sit for a portrait painting by any classical era painter.

Her enormous blue eyes and luminescent golden curls only accentuated her classic beauty and paintogenic look.

by James Perfect July 5, 2018

Panintimate

Having an intimate personal relationship or connection to the any sex. A person can be heterosexual but only panintimate.

Rem only likes having sex with girls, but because he is panintimate, he is dating a girl that was born a male.

by GiantMU June 2, 2021

Palintologist

A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.

Dude1: You'll remember Dan Quayle once said "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

Dude2: Remember Dan Quayle quotes? Dude what do I look like a Palintologist?

by Blind Assassin July 7, 2009

panintheus

Pronounced: Pa-NIN-thee-us
Meaning: Pain in the ass!
Something you say to someone's face when you don't want them to know you just called them a pain in the ass.

"ugghh, George! You're such a panintheus!!"

by PrincessPeacock May 25, 2006