palined

1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, pre-dictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.

Katie asked Sarah what newspapers she read but Sarah totally palined and said "Entertainment Tonight!"

by oh-geek January 20, 2009

Pavone

One who is known to have a misshapen and disfigured small penis; One who resembles a turd; One who enjoys placing anal beads and other assorted sex toys such as dildos into there asshole; One who resembles a socially awkward transsexual ballerina who enjoys wearing a butt plug; One who is extremely ugly and possesses a package consisting of a single testicle also referred to as a mono-pavone; One who's pubes are longer than their penis; One who resembles a homosexual ice dancer with an inflamed clitoris; Another word for what is released after a hymen is broken; The sound that a condom makes when it tears

Rachel: Do u think that guy has a big penis?
Veronica: Nah he looks like a turd, he must have a pavone.

Josh: Man that guy sid is weird, he's such a pavone
Ashley: Really? he likes putting anal beads up his ass
Josh: Too right.
Ashley: Faggot
Josh: Yeah

Anjan: I heard that guy was a pavone
Krishna: Unlucky

Gurkaran: Fuck hope my kid isn't born with a pavone!
Sam: Yeah no one wants their kid to be ugly and have a single testicle

Damoon: I hired a pavone for my wedding
Devpal: WHAT! you hired a tranny ballerina with a butt plug!

Vish: Man i hate my life
Tom: At least your not a pavone.

Lucy: Oh no! I think I'm pregnant
Liz: Really did your condom make a pavone sound?
Lucy: Yes.
Liz: Ah well just hope the baby isn't born with a mono-pavone

by SUPERwealthyBIGpenis October 2, 2011

Panone

Person who no one knows their first name. This person is doomed to play J.V. for the rest of their career. Usually funny, but ridiculously stupid.

Do you know that Panone over there?! What the heck is his name?

by 911smarty December 17, 2009

Palong

Palong: Stickin it to the man, breaking from society, pulling oneself out of oppresion, empowerment of the commom man.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of FUCKIN PALONG

by Quiet Leader November 10, 2008

poloneck

A high, snug fitting cylindrical collar on a skivvy ( long sleeve T-shirt ) or sweater.

Worn by women, action heroes and nerds.

1. For the winter fashion show, some models wore poloneck sweaters.

2. The day turned cold, so she pulled on a poloneck.

3. Wincing when she saw the hickey on her neck in the mirror, she thought, " Looks like I'll be needing a poloneck today. "

by Ceea June 20, 2009

ploned

To be fucked by unscaleable web services.

Bob: "I took a new job without asking about their environment. I got ploned."

Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"

by libkeiser February 27, 2009

Palinectomy

When the truth has been forcibly removed from a speech, work of fiction, interview, or a situation.

"Does that statement have any truth to it at all?" No, they just did a Palinectomy."

by Jeri B. December 12, 2009