Palinology

Palinology -the study of and about Alaskan Govenor Sarah Palin.

Fox News attempts to be the Premier Palinology news source for Alaska Govenor Sarah Palin's bid for the Vice Presidency.

by Daniel Beard November 3, 2008

Palinoscopy

a verbal ass-reaming by Sarah Palin against the lame stream media and gotcha journalism

Dude, I don't watch Faux News much anymore cause every single night it's nothing but one big Palinoscopy.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

Palintology

The study of the American political system in the early twenty-first century as it mutated from Democrat versus Republican and Liberal versus Conservative to the Sane versus the Insane – coinciding with the introduction of Sarah Palin and the inception of the Tea Party.

Man 1: I just signed up for a class to study how Sarah Palin screwed up everything for the Republican Party by stirring up the crazies and setting the stage for the Tea Party movement.
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!

by Politic Ric October 26, 2010

Palintology

A term used to describe the media coverage of why John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.

I don't know about you, but I'm already sick of the Palintology on FOX News.

What are you studying? Palintology. Yeah, that $hit is hilarious!

by GO GREEN PARTY GO October 18, 2008

Palinography

Sarah Palin's rudimentary knowledge of world geography

Katie Couric: "Governor Palin, do you even know where Russia is on a map?"

Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"

Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Palintologist

The study of how the Sarah Palin works and acts in real society while it is clearly not in a fully functional state of mind.

"I cant belive after all the studying we did as palintologists, and she was still picked for VP."

by Nimn March 17, 2009

palintologist

A fan of monty python and the works of Michael Palin so furious in their fanaticism that they do little else but quote the programmes and travel to places where Mr. Palin has visited.

"where is steve?"
"ahh he's gone to tibet, the silly twat, you know he's a proper palintologist, he spent six months in a utopian future after he saw brazil"

by steve anuscake November 17, 2009