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Palestinian Hairdryer

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The advanced intimate manoeuvre where one breaks wind into a balloon, inhales said flatulence then violently belches it at one’s partner.
Mate, I gave Shazza the ‘ol Palestinian Hairdryer last night. Made her slippery as a snail’s doorstep!
by Giraffenuts76 October 9, 2023
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A form of emotional manipulation akin to gaslighting, intended to gain and maintain control of the subject.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is going through a rough time and I’ve been trying to help him. I’m even paying rent while he sits at home and does absolutely nothing. After all this, yesterday he hit me, told me I’m not doing enough and that I’m a horrible person.

Girl 2: Girl, I think you’re being Palestinianed.
by Tll October 25, 2023
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Palestinian Chapstick

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A truley romantic sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into a woman's menstruating vagina to have sexual intercourse, and once the male is about to ejaculate he takes out his blood-soaked penis and smears it on the woman's lips.

If the woman does not say "Thank You" afterwards, the man is permitted to drop an anvil on the woman's head from what ever height he so sees fit.
Bro, I totally rocked the Palestinian Chapstick on that bitch this morning!
by BILLIAM (BRYANS BIFFLE) November 2, 2008
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Palestinian punch

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In Super Smash Bros when you use a bomb or mine to blow both your character and your foe up. Best justed when your foe in near you you throw a mine down and grab you foe until you both go boom.
Smith: HaHa you lost
Sam: Shut up, you're just mad that I Palestinian punched your ass.
by Sam Robbins July 7, 2007
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palestinian helicopter

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A sex act consisting of a man (or a woman with a strap-on), the pilot, bent over backwards in a "wheel-pose" with an erection where a women (or man), the rotor, is on top being penetrated while doing a split. At this point, you would get the two (or more) members of this fucked-up orgy to grab a leg of the person on top and proceed to spin them around resembling a Palestinian helicopter. Adding more people to this past-time will increase torque and thus increase the angular velocity of the person on top.
Happy: "So my girlfriend does ballet and I think I'm going to ask her to be the rotor in my Palestinian Helicopter at the orgy later."

Irina: "Cool, can I come and watch?"

Happy: "Yeah, we can def use more people to help with the spinning."
by Red Hot Capsicums November 27, 2014
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Palestinian Hang Glider

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A Palestinian Hang Glider is used exclusively when the skin of a mans scrotum is stuck to both of his thighs. Like batwinging but worse.
Hold on i have a Palestinian Hang Glider going on.
by Cooterslicke October 18, 2023
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Jesus was Palestinian

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A nativizing settler-colonial narrative used by descendants of Arab colonists to falsely claim a Jew as Arab. Just as wrong, and offensive, as saying Montezuma was Spanish.
"Jesus was Palestinian"
"Wow, so that's why he was called King of the Palestinians"
by Der Emes December 28, 2020
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