by atomandeve May 31, 2011
Get the pawgernaut mug.Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.
Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…
Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…
Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!
by Mick my mate October 3, 2007
Get the Podgergeist mug.A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.
by David March 6, 2004
Get the pager mug.by Zechariah April 23, 2007
Get the padner mug.A one-pager is essentially a written pitch for your company. It is a simple and short document that gives a high-level overview of a product, service, or a business. It is a modern version of a brochure.
Investors often see your one-pager; as the executive summary of your project. It is at-a-glance a fact sheet summarizing every important point about your business. One pager is used for promoting your business or what you’re offering, your vision and why you stand out from the competition . It is also a presentation used internally when discussing your venture with other partner and investors. When you want to itch your business, most people probably listen half or won’t listen to you at all. Presenting yourself with a bulk of the paper is not going to work in the 21st century. There are many online tools that help to build your startups . You should pick a platform that let’s you keep your one-pager up to date.
Investors often see your one-pager; as the executive summary of your project. It is at-a-glance a fact sheet summarizing every important point about your business. One pager is used for promoting your business or what you’re offering, your vision and why you stand out from the competition . It is also a presentation used internally when discussing your venture with other partner and investors. When you want to itch your business, most people probably listen half or won’t listen to you at all. Presenting yourself with a bulk of the paper is not going to work in the 21st century. There are many online tools that help to build your startups . You should pick a platform that let’s you keep your one-pager up to date.
by rambknows November 22, 2017
Get the One Pager mug.One who adds random people or 1-time aquaintances to their friends list on Facebook or Myspace in an attempt to look more popular than they really are.
John added his friend's brother's best friend whom he only met once on facebook. He's a friend padder.
Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
by SjayRbnsn April 8, 2009
Get the friend padder mug.(Verb) To be given a written motion to present at a formal meeting that is read verbatim in order to forward a political agenda. However, that motion is self-incriminating or career ruining and was meant to forward a secret objective rather than to make you look like a hero.
Sarab gave me a resolution that would have limited tuition fee increases to predictable rates. But I got padered because when I presented it, everybody accused me of siding with the administration. I think I'll join the military now that my political career is over.
by politicionPader September 19, 2011
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