Pwnage by Bluetooth

When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.

(In an Elevator a guy walks in)

Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth

by RedWhiteandDead December 28, 2007

uber pwnage

This is a more 1337 variation of uber ownage.

The word ownage is purposely misspelled to elevate the level of 1337ness in said sentence.

Halo2Freak: That was some uber pwnage back there guys. Nice work team. Let's go ask mom to order us a pizza.

Buddy: With pepporoni!?

Halo2Freak: Of course, grasshopper.

by ZT May 9, 2005

Pwnager

A person who pwns. a lot.

Person A: "im a n00b"
Person B: "no, ur not a n00b im just a pwnager"

by rahrawrrah September 29, 2009

pwnage block

An elusive block in which pwns in many ways such as pwnation and pwnificaton

Jimmy threw the pwnage block at Thomas.

by Osborne Tealeaf November 14, 2007

Pwnage Sauce

A sauce consisting primarily of crystalized pwnage, water, and tomato paste. An excellent topping to put on tacos, hamburgers, and nachos.

Pwnage sauce is also a traditional remedy for n00bishness when added to Mountain Dew. Original Mountain Dew works best, however, there have been some reports that Game Fuel created a more potent concoction. Unfortunately, Game Fuel was discontinued before any scientific tests were completed.

Jim: "This place is out of ketchup!"
Rob: "That's OK, I brought some pwnage sauce!"

by Grent August 20, 2008

phwnage

When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:

1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.

Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.

by Brian H October 31, 2005

1337 pwnage

Describing something that is extremely good / skilled, especially in computer games.

i.e. I have a friend who is extremely skilled at Halo 3 on XBOX360. He is one of the highest ranked people i know, and can get 50 kills on me in the time it takes me to get 5. This, therefore makes me an epic fail noob, and him 1337 pwnage.

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 13, 2009