Noun
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
Ava: “Was Emily’s wedding fun?”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
by Hungryguest March 29, 2025
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When people expect instant fixes to their problems without putting in the effort themselves, often blaming society or the government while contributing nothing.
When people expect instant fixes to their problems without putting in the effort themselves, often blaming society or the government while contributing nothing.
“He keeps complaining about being broke but won’t get a job. That’s Ozempic Culture.”
“She wants to lose weight but refuses to change her diet or exercise — pure Ozempic Culture.”
“That Reddit nerd moans about living in a grim HMO with nightmare neighbours, only works 12 hours a week, spends the rest of the time smoking weed and gaming, and still blames the system while claiming Universal Credit. Peak Ozempic Culture.”
“She wants to lose weight but refuses to change her diet or exercise — pure Ozempic Culture.”
“That Reddit nerd moans about living in a grim HMO with nightmare neighbours, only works 12 hours a week, spends the rest of the time smoking weed and gaming, and still blames the system while claiming Universal Credit. Peak Ozempic Culture.”
by UniversalCritic August 18, 2025
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That Taco Bell down the street was just taken out by the Ozempic economy. I'm gonna miss the cinnamon crispas.
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Ever since I started Ozempic, I’ve had zero energy and body aches, pretty sure I’ve got the Ozempic flu.
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