Hym "See what happens when you don't listen to me!? You took Ozempic... INSTEAD OF DOING THE THING THAT I SAID... And now your stomach is numb. Stupid. Fucking stupid! Eat bread AFTER you reach your desired weight! Jesus!"
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
Get the Ozempicmug. 
Noun
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
Ava: “Was Emily’s wedding fun?”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
by Hungryguest March 29, 2025
Get the Ozempic Weddingmug. As the overweight move from Golden Corral to Ozembic restaurants are feeling the economic thinning as well.
That Taco Bell down the street was just taken out by the Ozempic economy. I'm gonna miss the cinnamon crispas.
by jmacofearth July 29, 2024
Get the Ozempic economymug.