owled

A more powerful version of owned. Origin: a mouse or some rabbit getting owned so bad by an owl in the night. Usually followed with an animated version of an owl dancing.
John McCain was owled by Barak Obama on The United States presidential election of 2008.

LOL OWLED.
or simply, OWLED!.
by sneik January 07, 2009
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Uh oh Woody I don't know if Chuck is ready to owl hes smelled pretty bad lately I think its his farticles.

Dude don't go over there right now he's owling.
by FARTICLES July 11, 2008
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Owling

Evolved from planking, owling is the sitting on a random object/surface in a perched position, taking a picture of oneself and posting in on the internet.

I hate you guys.
Douchebag 1: Look at Ted!
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.
by Innosynce July 31, 2011
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The Owl

Sexual intercoarse in which a man and a women are configured into a doggy style position. During intercoarse the Male very quickly remove the penis from the vagina and raise it up 2" and enter in the anus without missing a beat. This in turns surprises the femail whereas her head turns around 180 degrees.
Last night I pulled The Owl she never saw it coming!
by Haptic January 27, 2009
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owled

The act of turning into or becoming an owl.
At the end of "Labyrinth", David Bowie owled.
by Veronica McGovern December 24, 2003
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owls

Similar to lol, owls is something that you write when you find something amusing. The history of the phrase is quite clear, as web studies show a gradual evolution:

lol -> lols -> lawls -> jowls -> owls
Person 1: Whoa, someone thought you were a girl on the Internet!
Person 2: Owls!
by VelocityGirl July 24, 2010
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Owl

A relatively large bird that goes "Hoo" alot and can turn it's head 180 degrees. They live in the forest, eat mice, and are also capable of making the really freaky noises at night.
Owl:"Hoo! Ho-Hoo! Hoooo!"
Guy: Dude, it's an Owl! Kick-ass!
by Rakeman May 29, 2005
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