Dude, I've had a rough day I think I'm just gonna ostrich for awhile.
Oh man, how embarrassing! I just need to ostrich until she forgets about that!
Oh man, how embarrassing! I just need to ostrich until she forgets about that!
by smrtcookie January 24, 2012
The ornithophobes wouldn't play with Billy after he was ostrichized because they couldn't bear to look him in the beak.
"If you don't get on board with this project plan, I'll have you ostrichized and you can spend your days hatching eggs!"
"If you don't get on board with this project plan, I'll have you ostrichized and you can spend your days hatching eggs!"
by McFLY42 April 09, 2009
Michael: Did you and sally fuck last night?
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.
by Benis lover February 09, 2022
by jmill69 February 24, 2011
n. pl. ostrich or os·trich·es
1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.
1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.
"Danielle's sub-par fallatio skills made her a prime target for the ostrich"
"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."
"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."
by :-D April 10, 2003
Like the act of Planking or Owling, the person digs a hole in the ground and places their head inside to resemble an Ostrich with its head in the ground. Which then they take a picture and upload it for their friends to see.
plankingowlingtrendsidoiticostrichostrichingostriched
by Bweizz July 26, 2011