Harrison Osterfield

The hot best friend of Tom Holland.

Person 1: "Damn who is that man?"
Person 2: " Ohhh him thats Harrison Osterfield.... He is Tom Holland's best friend."
Person 3: "Yeah but he's one million times hotter than Tom tho."

by Osterfield.Holland October 3, 2017

Osteopelosi

The state of near facial paralysis resulting from an addiction to plastic surgery. Eventually, its victims begin to appear as if they are being anally raped, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. (See also: paralystallone, kennyrogeritis, almichaelangelo.)

Franco Genovese: "Wow. Is it just me or is Joan Rivers starting to look more like Mickey Rourke than...well...Mickey Rourke?"
Malibu Jackson: "She's got Osteopelosi. I find that very sad."
Franco Genovese: "Yeah. So does Mickey Rourke."

by Genovese, Franco January 8, 2012

Testicular Osteoporosis

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020

osteoporosis

One of the most seductive words to say to a girl.

I have osteoporosis.

by Manuele Pepe November 11, 2017

ostensible

appearing as such but not necessarily so

the second horse was the ostensible winner

pouser

by jairo arroyo September 20, 2007

ostensibly

Outwardly, Supposedly. The most likely assumption

The ostensibly heterosexual man keeps threatening to shove things up his co-workers asses. The No Child Left Behind Act is ostensibly for improving education.

by Jimmer September 3, 2004

ostermeyer

german word for a player. a guy who gets all girls. straight gangsta.

That ostermeyer gets all of the ladies.

by muhhamed September 30, 2006