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Osmond

Osmonds come in all different sizes but all act the same. And all have one thing in common a Big Dick. Most don't know it because Osmonds are always modest about it. They never talk about when people bring it up.
Osmond your jokes are dumb
Most people don't know this but Osmonds dick is big
by im sleep January 7, 2017
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Osmond

A joke that originally has the intention of being humorous, but often results in an epic fail and immense embarrasment to the 'comic'.
O_oBoi: The prize isn’t one chocolate, it's... ... ... TWO!!!1!

1337Boi: ...That’s such an Osmond thing to say -_-
by Wrath of the Starfish August 1, 2009
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marie osmond

smooth passing out in front of a crowd of people
We were all having a good time at the party when Stacy smooth Marie Osmond right onfront of everyone
by agroce December 2, 2007
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donnie and marie osmond

The biggest losers ever. They are brother and sister and fucked each other, they're music sucks and Im glad they're dead or depressed or born again christians, b/c they suck and the world has had enough
Donnie: YES MARIE YES YES YES!!


MArie: Dammit Donnie! moms right there
by Tony ramone June 27, 2005
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Marie Osmond

A person that has a heart of gold and wants the best for everyone that surrounds her. She is more than a Celebrity, she is someone that I look up to, and value all the love that she has for others. Her kindness and unselfish ways are 2nd to none. One of the best friends that a person could have. A true angel in disguise.
Marie Osmond is the most loving and caring woman that I know.
Marie Osmond would give her heart and soul to protect her family and loved ones.
Nobody cares for, or loves her children more than Marie Osmond does.
Marie Osmond is strong and a real fighter. She fights for all that she believes in, no matter what life adversities have been thrown her way. Still even in the worst of situations, Marie Osmond will never let you down.
by idon'tknowyet February 18, 2009
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Onamonapenis

The sound your penis makes when you ejaculate. The sound you hear is the whispers of your future.
Jack and Jill were having ses and Jill heard Jack's onamonapenis whisper to her that she is now el pregante. Congragles!
by Uh... Skinny Penis December 15, 2017
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osamos

The best cereal. Named after the terrorist osamos bin laden
Hey I had some osamos for breakfast.
by Ur mum 45 November 10, 2021
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