ovaphilia 

- noun
1. Fetish involving the simulated laying of an egg or eggs by a female human. Variants include the eggs being of disproportionate size to the girl laying, the eggs being festively painted, or the laying female being dressed like a cute little cuddly animal (See Furry). You know, if you're into that.

- noun
2. The fear of scrambled eggs.

"My mom made bacon and eggs this morning for breakfast, but I have ovaphilia, so I sat down to eat, looked at the plate, and was overcome with unbearable terror; the only thing that calmed me was my love of ovaphilia -- I turned around quickly to look at the computer screen displaying my weirdo fetish porn and saw Joey Lauren Adams poppin' a squat wearing only furry orange cat ears, plooping out a shiny Faberge egg and all was right with the world."

ovaphilia by EggLover4Life December 25, 2007

Opophelia 

The sexual desire to operate large, powerful systems.

I'm into Opophelia

Opophelia by Al May 18, 2003

prophiliac

Someone who can't stop checking someone else's facebook profile.

Come on man, that's like your tenth time checking Lucy's profile this morning, you're turning into a prophiliac!

prophiliac by NITL September 4, 2010

Ownophilia 

The love of owning. To get kill streaks and consistently top the boards.

--- Ownophilia has reached an 8 kill streak ---

Ownophilia by Elev8rMusic October 13, 2011

Ophilia+Alex

Some ophilias like alex’s like a crush but alex’s may not like them back as they already like somebody else

Friend: who do you like?
Ophilia: Alex

That doesnt work out. Ophilia+Alex is a no.

Ophilia+Alex by Reallyweirdperson December 14, 2020

odorophilia 

attraction towards the body odor of a person, especially of a male towards the body odor of a female.

Due to odorophilia, the boy has developed a great attachment to the girl.

odorophilia by uttam maharjan August 30, 2010

p.c.ophiliac 

1) n. a student with a syndrome which renders its pathetic bearers paralyzed and driven into a hopeless state of enslavement by their own devices.

2)it figures you would look here since I just described you and you're uncomfortable with that.

3)an now you've continued to follow the words like a slave

4)

5)you looked at the blank one didn't you?
or else how did you know it was blank?

1) You.

2) The p.c.philiac didn't like the last example because it didn't have the word p.c.philiac in it, so this one's got it twice.

p.c.ophiliac by CMU Student March 13, 2003