Oracle

Whne u wanna go smoke some weed but trying to be different so u instead say oracle the guac(weed)

“Yo Emma wanna go oracle that guac”
“Sure do mane,hbu Bennett?”
“What the fuck does that mean???”

by KoolKaid uWu March 19, 2019

oracle book

When a question cannot be answered by conventional logic, one can refer to the oracle book. You do this by posing the question to a book of your choice, flipping to a random page and reading the first sentence that catches your eye. The oracle's answers may be difficult to interpret at first, but they will come to make sense as more time is allowed to pass. The oracle book is never wrong.

Genny: What are panda noises and how do they sound like?
Allie: I can't answer that logically, let's consult the oracle book.
(DAVINCI CODE: Chapter 67)
Teabing's manservant Remy, on orders from his master was doing an impressive job maneuvering the vehicle across the moonlit fields behind Chateau Villette.
*Three Hours of Deliberation*
Allie: So we're in agreement? Sounds like a box of rainbows.

by OperationsIvy March 2, 2010

Ask the Oracle

Googling the net for definitive answers.

I didn't know if it was a bad idea to mix those meds, so I decided to ask the Oracle and she told me they were the primary ingredients of vomit and comas.

by Buffycee January 15, 2011

Oraclesque

An adjective to describe something or someone omniscient. Often with metaphysical qualities or a mystical aura.

The lady from the matrix is an oraclesque person.

The girl with the crystals has an oraclesque vibe to her.

the pyramids of Egypt are oraclesque objects.

by GrannyWithWisdom March 15, 2023

Oracle

The lid of a keg at a party, usually in the woods, that when dropped in ones cup, forces them to either chug, or leave the party.

"Man, i got the oracle 3 times last night! I almost PUKED!"

by keggerguy July 5, 2008

Oracle

Revealer, melanated God's greatness, the extreme patient one, bright messenger, Treal Historian!

While listening to cam'ron album "Oracle" I thought, "existing in every great shrine ,Canaan and Syria."

by RoyalTLoyalT April 6, 2021

Oracle

When someone lets the ash on their cigarette grow and doesn't flick it off. The name comes from the Oracle in the Matrix never flicking the ash off her cigarette.

"Yo dude thats a fat oracle"

"That oracle is gonna fall soon if you don't ash it"

by Alienjiz1990 November 28, 2009