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MS Orifice

Synonym for overpriced and widely hated software program MS Office, offering functions that should of course have been preprogrammed into any OS and free of charge in the first place.
Hopefully soon to become abandonware thanks to open source software OpenOrifice (Open Office).
Is that an OpenOrifice file or did you squirt it out of MS Orifice?
by Scancat February 4, 2010
mugGet the MS Orificemug.

Orifice of Power

The vagina of a woman.
Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.
by yhmsdp00 August 17, 2009
mugGet the Orifice of Powermug.

back orifice

Program used by cDc to h4x0r pplz b0x3z
My box was bent over the table by Back Orifice
by Shiv October 8, 2003
mugGet the back orificemug.

vaginal orifice

Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.
I want to have sex in your vaginal orifice, babe. What can I say?
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
mugGet the vaginal orificemug.

Orifice Ejaculation

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night
by sniquemazter November 22, 2016
mugGet the Orifice Ejaculationmug.

Guess the Orifice

A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.
Trust your senses and let's play Guess the Orifice! Chief why don't you get us started!!
by Rico Suavemoose November 20, 2011
mugGet the Guess the Orificemug.

oral orifice

by jaffaw July 16, 2009
mugGet the oral orificemug.

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