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Orlampa

The city that will form when Orlando and Tampa overflow into Central Florida and meet forming one big metropolis spanning from the east coast to the west coast of the state.
This used to be a town called Lake Alfred until Orlampa ate it.
by LiveBreatheMusic August 1, 2008
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orlando bloom

English actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background.
Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe"

Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"

Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007
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orla gartland is such a tech queen, her live streams always have issues.
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New Orleans Neti-Pot

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.
I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot
by JayBanks October 29, 2017
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New Orleans Hot Brunch

The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun.
1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today!

2. Person one: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Person two: “Who gives a flying fuck? Pass the powdered sugar because it’s a god damn New Orleans Hot Brunch in my pants right now.”
by GhostFaceKillah1969 July 28, 2019
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orelsan

Orelsan, Orelsan, Dans tes oreilles sales
by Lesquivemeau November 8, 2018
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L'Oreal

The most evil cosmetics company in the world. As a company they are backstabbing scum who treat their suppliers like dirt promising big orders but rarely delivering. And when you get an order their quality people reject everything based on archaic byzantine specifications thet they provide little training on. The supplier is expected to essentially become a branch of L'Oreal.
Don't buy any L'Oreal products.
by discordian June 10, 2006
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