The Oracle

A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.

person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'

person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 25, 2008

Pulling an Oracle

When a person, company or organization takes over something that people depend on, then totally screw it up so bad, or jack the price up ridiculously high, that it's now completely unusable and loads of people are just plain screwed. The perpetrator then gets off totally scott free, laughing in total glee at others misfortune. Usually used to destroy a competing service, company, technology, person, memory, holiday or other resource. Named for Oracle, Inc. after their acquisition of Sun Microsystems, and Oracle's subsequent destruction of the Java programming language and MySQL database system. But applicable to every day life by cool people as well as nerds. Because cool people are actually smart, not pathetic losers who revel in their own idiocy.

Say you're at a party and some dude grabs your beer then spits in it. "Want it back now?" he says. That's Pulling an Oracle.

Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.

Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.

by TwistedMotherFucker December 12, 2010

consult the oracle

To type a word,phrase,question,or query in to google. To seek an answer via the search engine google.

"What time does the movie start?"
"I'm not sure...consult the oracle!"

"Hmmm ....I have a nasty rash...time to consult the oracle..."

by canuckchuck66 October 4, 2014

Tyler Oakley

A successful Youtuber/Blogger who has over 40,000 subscribers to his channel. Best known for his satirical and quirky humour.

Guy: Dude gay people don't deserve to get married

Gay guy: Hey watch this video "why gay marriage is WRONG"
by tyler oakley. I think you'll like it

*watches video*

Guy:whoa...I'm an moronic asshole

by RainbowNinja July 6, 2009

Tyler Oakley

Tyler Oakley is a 24 year old American youtuber and he describes himself as a professional fangirl, but he is so much more than that. As of now, Tyler has 3.5 million subscribers on youtube! He's incredibly tech-savvy (as in he knows how to work that social media to get followers and likes and views) and super funny. Tyler is shipped with Troye Sivan. He is (was?) also a huge fan of One Direction but a few days ago there was a twitter blow-up in which Liam called Tyler "not a real fan". Tyler is everything. Note: his fandom does not yet have a name.

Everything that comes out of Tyler Oakley's mouth is golden.

by Carolina Alverez January 26, 2014

oakleigh wogs

a large gang of primarily greek youths located in Oakleigh, Melbourne who rival the Kambo Klowns, Homlesglen Boys and Dandy boys. Their favourite pastime is punch ons

Ey re we go fuk up sum turks, nai re call george and tell him to bring the boys (oakleigh wogs) re theres gonna be a huge fuken punch on malaka.

by world champion October 15, 2006

Oracle

A piece of shit database server programmed to stop a software developer in their tracks at every turn.

My software was working fine everywhere else, but then Oracle came in and fucked up my day!

by senseiteki September 20, 2012