obtuse

When someone bends backwards and their body makes an angle greater than 90 degrees.

Seen in Exorcist movies and an episode of Family Guy making fun of a scene from Shawshank Redemption.

Ace: Have you seen the trailer for The Last Exorcism? That chick bends her body into a 120 degree angle.

Gary: That's obtuse!

Ace: Right you are, Gary.

by jbushido August 27, 2010

Obtuse

The state of being simultaneously high and in a reclined position

Person 1: "hey do you want to get obtuse?"
Person 2: "of course! When and where?"
Person 1: "20min on the boat"

by CHlMlCHANGA June 24, 2013

Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.

"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Obtuse Squabajuice

when a nigga be on that regie

Your an obtuse Squabajuice head ass.

by ThickNiggaAlex June 15, 2018

obtuse caboose

1) a: a big fat booty (as opposed to "a cute" booty)
b: a tushy exceeding 90 degrees
c: an exceptionally wide train car bursting at the steams
d: the rear region of an obese person
e: an incredibly vast rump

1) "Wow! Look at that obtuse caboose!"

2) "Hey, Can you move? I can't get around your obtuse caboose."

3) "Hey, you need to train to turn that the obtuse caboose into a cute caboose!"

4) "Let's take a tour of the obtuse caboose!"

by geometriclogos November 25, 2019

Obtuse

Big

Obtuse is big in garbish

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

The Obtuse Triforce

A Zelda themed position that, at least, involves two males, two females and a protractor. (Can involve three males and three females, but such complexity is rarely successful since it requires a second protractor).

Link is pretty lazy, so when he uses the obtuse triforce position , he gets Navi to hold the protractor.

by BluePine7 December 5, 2012