Apologize

Its what you do when you fuck up.

K.R."I Apologize Dawn"

Derek-"Hey man, I fucked up i had sex with this girl the other night, what should I do about it?"
Kyle-"Apologize!"

by OnYm~X~KoRe December 24, 2008

Pologize

(V.) Something that is too late to be done.

She said she was sorry, but she was pologized.

by Grahame C. August 23, 2019

Ok I apologize

I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.

I’m trying to make a comeback..

Ok I apologize. I really need some friends to help get me out of this situation

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!

“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

by Brown brown September 5, 2022

Let me guess you want me to apologize

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020

I apologize for all my shortcomings

The Gentlemen way of saying

"Sorry, I don't think or act like an asshole like yourself"

"I just don't understand how you can vote for Sanders!" Said the Republican

"I apologize for all my shortcomings." Replied the Millenial

by Nice cup of me September 24, 2016

Topologize

To assess the topological assets of a female

As soon as saw Karen I topologized her. She had good ratio between the maximum extension of her torso and the minimum. In fact it was so good I popped a boner.

by Math John June 11, 2012