open-faced turkey sandwich

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.

since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich

by P-Dubious February 28, 2009

open face bologna sandwich

an open vagina, large pussy, not a pleasant looking pussy

when she opened her legs, I was staring at an open face bologna sandwich

by fman68 October 31, 2006

open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.

"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".

by jerry_at_rick January 25, 2022

open faced roastbeef sandwich

pussy, beaver, moose knuckles, camel toe

He buried his face in her open faced roastbeef sandwich

by Jay October 10, 2004

Open faced sausage sandwich

When a male is having sex with a male while having sex with a female or MMF.

Sarah, Mike, and Sam got together and had an open faced sausage sandwich last night

by L Balky November 4, 2020

open faced boss sandwich

Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.

I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.

by Airloven February 22, 2009

Open-faced roast beef sandwich

A vagina with large inner lips, that extend past the outer lips.

Her reminded me of an open-faced roast beef sandwich so much that I just had to eat it.

by hr-rp January 5, 2007