ocking

1. Making one's penis disappear, most likely your own.
2. Trying to detect plastic with a metal detector.

1. "Man, that magician's ocking me! I won't know where I'm peeing now!"
2. "I've ocked all over, but all I found was metal."

by Rupert Gehmlich November 22, 2005

Oofing

Having sexual intercourse

When I was a kid, I walked in on my parents oofing in bed.

by gatoradejones October 14, 2010

Oofington Cult

When a gay flower who oof's alot makes a large, non-violent, Cult

"Two gayght girls, Meg and Sophie, decided to join the Oofington Cult, which was ran by their gay flower friend"

by Sophierosehasaproblem September 11, 2018

orking

of animals: thrusting one's snout into a camera's lens when your photograph is taken, resulting in a fish-eye view where the nose appears disproportionately large.

The photographers who encourage this are known as orkers. Most notably: Cow Orkers, given cows' propensity to enable this.

Also: puppy orking, cat orking.

Awww this orking kitten picture is soooo cute!

by missjimjams January 26, 2010

oozing off

To masturbate. To rub one out. To beat the meat. A quick tug as it were.

Dude, my girlfriend caught me oozing off in the bathroom. I just about shit my pants.

by JFMbot November 3, 2009

Oozing

To be a low functioning member of society, typically slow-moving and displaying overt indifference towards everything. The condition of oozing may last anywhere between several hours to a full weekend, with extreme oozing persisting indefinitely. Exercise is alien to those who ooze, and maintaining any semblance of responsibility is unlikely for the oozer. Oozing is generally synonymous with being hungover. Professional oozers can be described as potheads and/or burnt out medical students.

I watched her chug an entire bottle of wine last night... She's probably oozing her way over to brunch right now.

by AU79 August 20, 2013

oozing skitch

a girl who is a total asshole (oozing) and thinks shes really fat but shes actually really skinny (skitch). maybe too skinny. she always likes attention. lots of guys like her, but lots of girls hate her.

"I KNOW! Jenna is such an oozing skitch."

by eatpienow September 10, 2011