onanist

One who masturbates frequently

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!

by the fuzzy kitten next door April 7, 2005

Ontario Canada

ontario canada - 1 of the 13 provinces & territories of Canada. Located in Central & Eastern Canada,

it's Canada's most populous province.

Ontario is home to the nation's capital city, Ottawa, & the nation's most populous city, Toronto, which is Ontario's provincial capital.

Ontario is bordered by the province of Manitoba to the west, Hudson Bay & James Bay to the north, & Quebec to the east & northeast, & to the south by the U.S. states of (from west to east) Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, & New York.

Sports

Toronto Raptors - basketball

Toronto blue Jay's - hockey
Ottawa senators - hockey
Ottawa titans - baseball
Ottawa blackjacks - basket ball
Toronto Argonauts - football
Toronto maple leafs - hockey

Popular food

Beer

Maple Syrup
Wild blueberries

Poutine

German style sausage

Beaver tails

Pasta

Shawarma
Jerk Chicken & Pickerel fish
Maple bacon donuts

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Ontario Canada

Ontario is a Huron (Wyandot) word meaning "great lake",

possibly skanadario, which means "beautiful water" or "sparkling water" in the Iroquoian languages

St. Catharines is the largest city in Canada's Niagara Region and the 6th largest urban area in the province of Ontario.

It wouldn't be Ontario canada with out

Tim Horton's May 17, 1964; 59 years ago
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

by Blu_leef May 31, 2023

Somn-Onanist

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

Southern Ontario

Anyone from Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Vaughan, Markham, Windsor, Kitchener, Barrie or the surrounding areas that have no idea the rest of Ontario even exists.

Wait a minute, I thought Ontario = Toronto?!!
- person from southern ontario

by watrulookingm8 November 2, 2020

Newcastle Ontario

A small hick town in the middle of the boonies. 45 minutes from Toronto. Best thing in town is Tim Hortons. Or getting high.

Newcastle Ontario is locals only.

by bigtittylady May 25, 2011

Orangeville Ontario

A small town filled with dbags from the GTA & hicks who were aholes to begin with. It's literally a high school everywhere you go, too many high school dropouts on welfare who gossip about the successful people. Residents call themselves Orangevillans who can't seem mind their own business & spend their welfare checks on truck parts or weed. Too many hoes & "tough guy" wannabes in their lifted pickup truck. Pretty much sums up this craphole of a town

That dbag can't seem to stick his nose where it doesn't belong, must be from Orangeville Ontario

by Adam90 June 1, 2018

otani

A sweet girl who cares about everyone, always tries her hardest to make people happy. Extremely hot and loving to the people that mean the most to her

Gosh look at how hot otani is

by If Twain day May 22, 2018