Sneak up on one cheek

To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.

"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."

by creedmoor November 22, 2004

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going off on one

Idiom (UK), see go off on one. To launch into a rant or lengthy discussion about some pet subject.

Might be derived from "going off on a tangent", but has more of a connotation of annoyance.

Sorry for going off on one, but I really feel strongly about this.

by Cedders March 13, 2011

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Off on one

To behave in an extreme, inappropriate manner in response to provocation.

When he heard he just went 'off on one' and wouldnt stop ranting for several hours.

by terminal.eight March 14, 2006

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Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.

"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"

Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."

by Nick D July 19, 2004

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Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

by Headuardo December 17, 2011

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