Hold on

What someone says when they’re about to do something stupid.

Dude 1: BRO HOLD ONN!!!!
Dude 2: *thinking* fuck what’s he gonna do now...
*Guy literally falls down a hill at high speeds*

by Doorknob Bro February 25, 2020

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When you're making a phone call in New York City, this phrase usually means that the person on the other line isn't putting you on hold to help you, but to either talk to another customer or to make a personal call.

Hold on...(you're waiting ten minutes on the phone)...
(10 minutes later)...Sorry to keep you waiting. Your Edvard Grieg orchestral works box set hasn't come in yet.

by pentozali March 2, 2011

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Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

by bt February 27, 2003

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hold on a sec

when ur in such a good state of ejaculation u cant stop

(mom noks on the door) "hold on a sec"

by capron April 8, 2004

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Hold on a mango

A phrase used when someone needs to do a multitude of tasks before doing something else. Such as going to the bathroom, making a sandwich, finish a conversation, check Facebook, put on cosmetics, change clothes, finish chores and homework, water a plant, get a drink, grab some money, make a phone call, feed a pet, etc.

Friend: "Hey bro, you wanna go shoot some hoops?"

You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta go finish up some stuff."

by laurenandgalen December 19, 2011

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